She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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