Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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