My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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