So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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