Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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