I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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