the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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