She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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