So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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