well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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