I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I looked at my own cervix.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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