he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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