Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
