brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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