i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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