is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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