just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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