PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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