My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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