I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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