The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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