Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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