Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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