I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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