So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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