Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
