Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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