it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
