it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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