I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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