There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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