I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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