i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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