Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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