Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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