Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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