What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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