I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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