This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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