There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
