I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just gift wrapped bread.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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