I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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