i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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