Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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