so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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