It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
