You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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