We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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