covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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