Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
only you would photoshop your dick
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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