gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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